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Noisey News

Kanye Sounds Like a Bad Date

Pete Davidson finally explains that viral photo of his dinner with Kanye: "He's an order the fucking everything because I can and then we all have one bite, maybe... because fuck you... guy."
Kristin Corry
3.28.19
Comics!

'Bedbugs,' Today's Comic by Tara Booth

After finding out she has bedbugs, Tara tries to get rid of them in time for a hot date.
Tara Booth
8.10.18
Dating

People Told Us About Their Best Date Ever

Stories of chance meetings, immediate vibes, sweaty palms, and broken bones.
Graham Isador
6.21.18
Prom

The 'Best Prom in America' Has a Steampunk Airship and DJ Pauly D

Oh, and a giant replica of Stonehenge.
Alex Norcia
6.1.18
Restaurant Confessionals

What It’s Like as a Waitress to Watch Your Messy Valentine’s Day Tinder Date

Valentine’s Day is the same in every restaurant I’ve worked at but a couple of years ago, I watched one customer accidentally arrange two Tinder dates for the same night.
Anonymous
2.14.18
The VICE Guide to Right Now

This Guy Pretended to Be an Army General with a Chopper for a Date, Feds Say

He allegedly told people he was headed to a top-secret meeting approved by the president, which feds say was a bunch of BS.
Drew Schwartz
2.13.18
First Dates

Camp Cope’s Georgia Maq Takes Bill Stevenson of Descendents to a Punk Bar

Over a mid-afternoon date, conversation turns from hot sauce to Tinder, and of course, coffee.
Georgia McDonald
2.25.17
Valentine's Day

I Went on a London Eye Champagne Date with My Ex-Boyfriend Who Hates Both Heights and Wine

However bad your Valentine's Day, remember this: I spent £37 to drunkenly grind through the sky with my acrophobic, wine-hating ex.
Nell Frizzell
2.14.17
Technology

What Happens When You Let Your Phone Take You on a Bar Crawl

A London nightlife website recently launched a “concierge” messaging service that responds to texts at any hour with bar recommendations. I tested it out on a quiet Tuesday night.
Johanna Derry
6.10.16
Stuff

I Took Siri on a Date to See if Machines Can Love

I wanted to see if I could fall for my phone's most neglected feature.
Joe Bish
6.3.16
First Dates

I Went on a Date with Hailee Steinfeld, the Coolest Homeschooled Child Star in the World

Hailee Steinfeld has better luck with her crushes' moms than her crushes.
Isabelle Hellyer
4.7.16
love

What It’s Like to Eat a Three-Course Valentine’s Day Meal Alone

It is 12 noon on a grey Tuesday in the middle of February as I sit here, in a red nylon frock, preparing to eat a three-course Valentine’s Day meal alone. Entirely alone.
Nell Frizzell
2.11.16
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