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Actually

Stop Calling Me a Monster Because I Bite My String Cheese

Doing away with the ridiculous ceremony of separating individual cheese fibers opens up a world of possibilities.
Will Gottsegen
4.30.19
Actually

Actually, Tiny Overpriced Grocery Stores Are Perfect for Indecisive People

I look at the exorbitant prices as my penance for the inability to make a decision in bigger stores.
Chason Gordon
4.19.19
Actually

Actually, NY-Style Deli Sandwiches Are Too Goddamn Huge

I'm gonna fill you in on a sandwich hack that will change your life (and the way you eat pastrami).
Ashwin Rodrigues
4.11.19
Actually

Actually, Slicing Bagels Like Bread Is Good

As a St. Louis native, I urge you to think twice before jumping on the hate train.
Adam Rothbarth
3.28.19
Actually

Dear Restaurants: This Chair Sucks

This uncomfortable and not particularly attractive chair has become a disease.
Naomi Tomky
3.15.19
Actually

Actually, Onion Rings Are Carnival Food, Not an Everyday Side Dish

Onion rings should be a fringe gag like deep-fried Oreos, not just a desperate alternative to French fries.
Luke Winkie
3.4.19
Food

Actually, Drinking Iced Coffee in Winter Is Normal and Good

I know it's cold outside, which is exactly why I keep drinking iced coffee.
Bettina Makalintal
1.31.19
Munchies

Actually, Pizza Toppings Are Bad

Pizza should not be an edible plate upon which to showcase an entirely different dish.
Billy Lyons
1.22.19
Actually

Red Delicious Apples Can Rot In Hell

They've finally been dethroned as the nation's top-selling apple, because they're trash.
Hilary Pollack
8.29.18