Objectively Correct Lists
The Noisey Guide to Songs About Eating Women Out
You're all extremely welcome.
Charlotte Richardson Andrews
I Licked My Phone to Test the 'iTunes of Cunnilingus'
You might want to clean your phone first.
Mouthwash Can Kill STDs
Researchers tested Listerine's 137-year-old claim that mouthwash can block gonorrhea from spreading in the mouth, and holy shit! It's true!
This Male Spider Gives Oral Up to 100 Times During Copulation
These female spiders force males to go down on them up to 100 times “before, in between, and after copulations.”
I Sent Every Girl I've Ever Slept with a Survey to Find Out How Good I Am in Bed
It put me in a world of pain.
Pornhub's New Study Proves Americans Love Watching Anal Porn
Pornhub Insights, the smut giant’s data department, conducted a study about Pornhub users' anal porn consumption, discovering who has users' favorite asshole and which state watches the most booty porn on the site.
Sugar Cum Is a Sexual Supplement That Makes Guys' Semen Taste Sweet
Sugar Cum is a sexual supplement that claims to make males' "funky tasting junk" taste sweet. Could the pill let guys eat at the Outback Steakhouse before they jizz all over their significant others' faces? I tried the pill to find out.
Question Of The Day
Would You Pleasure Yourself Orally if You Were Flexible Enough?
"It would scare me too much."
The First Time I Got Eaten Out
I was dressed as if Rachel from 'Friends' threw up all over me: a floor-length strapless gown that was ruched across the middle and pencil-thin eyebrows, translucent Christina Ricci skin, a bouffant "half-up-half-down" hairdo, and deep plum lipstick.
Do You Want to Have Sex with My Fake Leg?
Because we can if you want.
The What We Do is Secret Issue
Please Snort Me
Why hello there, sonny. You too, little miss. So you're the young whippersnappers that're living in good old Williamsburg, Brooklyn, now, huh?