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Objectively Correct Lists

The Noisey Guide to Songs About Eating Women Out

You're all extremely welcome.
Charlotte Richardson Andrews
4.18.17
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I Licked My Phone to Test the 'iTunes of Cunnilingus'

You might want to clean your phone first.
Samantha Cole
3.9.17
STDs

Mouthwash Can Kill STDs

Researchers tested Listerine's 137-year-old claim that mouthwash can block gonorrhea from spreading in the mouth, and holy shit! It's true!
Gigen Mammoser
12.22.16
Sex

This Male Spider Gives Oral Up to 100 Times During Copulation

These female spiders force males to go down on them up to 100 times “before, in between, and after copulations.”
Daniel Oberhaus
5.1.16
Stuff

I Sent Every Girl I've Ever Slept with a Survey to Find Out How Good I Am in Bed

It put me in a world of pain.
William Mason
5.14.15
Stuff

Pornhub's New Study Proves Americans Love Watching Anal Porn

Pornhub Insights, the smut giant’s data department, conducted a study about Pornhub users' anal porn consumption, discovering who has users' favorite asshole and which state watches the most booty porn on the site.
Mitchell Sunderland
7.30.14
Stuff

Sugar Cum Is a Sexual Supplement That Makes Guys' Semen Taste Sweet

Sugar Cum is a sexual supplement that claims to make males' "funky tasting junk" taste sweet. Could the pill let guys eat at the Outback Steakhouse before they jizz all over their significant others' faces? I tried the pill to find out.
Mitchell Sunderland
6.8.14
Question Of The Day

Would You Pleasure Yourself Orally if You Were Flexible Enough?

"It would scare me too much."
Tyrone Curtis
4.19.13
NSFW

The First Time I Got Eaten Out

I was dressed as if Rachel from 'Friends' threw up all over me: a floor-length strapless gown that was ruched across the middle and pencil-thin eyebrows, translucent Christina Ricci skin, a bouffant "half-up-half-down" hairdo, and deep plum lipstick.
Kat George
1.6.13
NSFW

Do You Want to Have Sex with My Fake Leg?

Because we can if you want.
Karley Sciortino
11.30.11
The What We Do is Secret Issue

Please Snort Me

Why hello there, sonny. You too, little miss. So you're the young whippersnappers that're living in good old Williamsburg, Brooklyn, now, huh?
VICE Staff
1.2.08