Now That It's Off the Market, Purple Drank Is the New Quaaludes
Despite not being all that great, sizzurp will go for exorbitant prices, and only the rich and well-connected will be able to get their hands on it. But is it so popular that Justin Bieber resort to sticking it in his butthole now that he can no longer...
Is a Cure for Meth Addiction Lurking in the Jihadist-Infested Jungles of Thailand?
The Thai Minister for Justice has announced that he wants the kratom leaf removed from the country's illicit drugs list. He claims it could help wean addicts off harder stimulants, like methamphetamine.
Big Surprise – Wide Receivers Get Arrested a Lot
It’s no secret that NFL players get arrested a lot, but why? I created an Excel sheet detailing the 75 reported arrests of NFL players since 2011. I broke down each arrest by the following criteria: Date of Arrest, player name, violation, position, and...
Girl Eats Food: Sizzurped Cherry Pork
Uniting the American South's two finest delicacies: Slow-cooked pig and DJ Screw's drank of choice.
Making Cocktails Out of Household Items
Sipping drinks from beneath the sink.