Hey, we’ve got a new website. You know that, because you’re on it. What you might not have already known is that we’re having a bunch of parties across the UK to celebrate how shiny and clean it is and how we don’t miss that dumpy old bitch Viceland in the slightest.

Anyway, the parties are taking place in Manchester, Leeds, Nottingham, Bristol, London and Brighton at the end of this month. Among the acts providing live musical amusement are Purity Ring, Walls and Theme Park. FULL DETAILS FOR ALL THE PARTIES ARE HERE.

As ever, we aim to reward urgency, so you can get free drinks if you sign up here before the party, and if you turn up early on the night, American Apparel will be there giving out some free clothes.