Dear Vice,
I was in Western PA for Memorial Day and they were handing these out at a firework stand when you bought more than ten bucks worth of stuff. It was a nice reminder that for most of the country, the world news is nothing more than another source for rocket names and t-shirt ideas.
TIM LERNER
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PS: Sucks they were already out of Chinese Earthquakes.
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