The new government position is aimed at curbing the country's dropping birth rate, apparently.
The whole human race would come to an end, obviously, but we asked some experts about what else we could expect.
Ceaușescu Decree no. 770 banned women from having abortions. That resulted in the birth of about 2 million children, who have since been known as "Generation Decree". Some of those kids ended up in orphanages.
Contrary to this week's Fox News report, literally all of Birmingham is open to non-Muslims. But what would it take for the network's "terrorism expert" to be proved right?
If you're about to give birth any time soon, rest assured – they've seen, and been covered in, it all before.
Teen pregnancy rates have hit a record low in the US, according to new research. Access to birth control and better sex education have clearly contributed to the trend—but that's not the whole story.
They don't want to procreate. They just want to die. It's what they do.