Mate, mate. Mate. Just don't.
Male patrons either want to hit on you or can't wait to have an excuse to hit you.
The City of Oslo has been hiring people to see if they get turned away by bouncers because of their skin colour, since 2010.
Please never ask a wheelchair user if they've considered trying to activate their self-healing powers with meditation.
The Electric Room is one of the Meatpacking District's more selective clubs. But instead of traditional "bouncers," the door is guarded by 'door girls'.
In the late-1960s, radical Italian architects way ahead of their time built conceptual clubs that catered to the emerging counterculture movement in the country. But a decade after the movement started, it faded into obscurity.
Bernstein's new photo book charts the rise and fall of disco as a crucial moment in history, and the impact the movement had on New York clubland.
A night on Melbourne's Chapel Street isn't always nice, but it does make tackiness appealing.
The Christian volunteer group 24-7 Ibiza has been helping people home in their Vomit Van since 2002.
Photographer Sarah McClaren documented the "five minute communities" that form in the ladies' up and down Britain every weekend.
"I've seen everything from gangland turf wars to drunken fools thinking they can take on seven-foot-tall bouncers."
Magaluf club owner Paul Smith explains how a series of blowjobs resulted in the arrest of the local police chief on corruption charges.