This is not a particularly relaxing way to use a hammock.
The 38-year-old, labelled a drug dealer by the state prosecution, wanted to pick up his bag full of 35,000 pills from Ibiza airport but ended up with a six-year jail sentence and €555,700 fine.
Police have found cocaine in Kinder Eggs and weed in carrots.
Francis Morland was a prominent figure in the "New Generation" sculpture movement, before trading it in to move large quantities of weed around the world.
Speaking to Howard Marks about the buzz of trafficking, his dalliance in Ibiza's ecstasy trade and coming to terms with his cancer diagnosis.
Inmates fought one another over the five ounces of tobacco, 2.3 ounces of weed, and 0.2 ounces of heroin.
"I would have dreams of being arrested or being hunted down by Mexican gangsters."
The cartels sometimes provide more economic stimulus than the government.
An act-by-act breakdown of Michaella Connolly and Melissa Reid's Peruvian nightmare.
Colin "Renno" Rennicks spent eight weeks in a US jail.