fatherhood
People Told Us the Worst Things They Ever Did to Their Parents
Our parents gave us life; we repay them by acting like little shits and making them long for death.
My Dad, Gene Simmons, Is Full of Shit and So Are You
It's important to kill your heroes. And, sometimes, you have to kill your father. Kill him so you can love him, and his flaws, better than one can love a hollow archetype.
Call Me Daddy: Playing Son to My Fatherless Boyfriend
I fell in love with a man 20 years my senior. Then, I became his "son".
What's It Like to Have a Dictator for Your Dad?
At least your dad never threatened to feed you to the crocodiles.
Getting Paid to Jerk Off Isn’t All It's Cracked Up to Be
Sperm donation is an easy way to make money, but it'll make you feel judged, ruin your sex life and haunt you with the idea that you could have genetic offspring out there somewhere.
Things You Learn When You Become a Dad for the First Time
When you're part of a generation of questionably-dressed, overdraft-plundering adult babies, it's hard to believe you'll ever be able to grow up enough to be a dad. But you can, even when it's really shit.
What Do 'Mad' Frankie Fraser and Peppa Pig's Dad Have in Common?
They're both weirdly loveable male authority figures.
We Talked to NOFX About Raising Children
NOFX has been around for almost 30 years, and they continue to make new punk bands look like they're all trying too hard.