Jerking Off
I Was a Teenage Fruit Fucker
For years, I improvised physical intimacy with inanimate DIY objects, trying everything from microwaved melons to surgical gloves wrapped in a towel.
Rain City Jacks Is Seattle's Premier Masturbation Club
It's like Fight Club but instead of punching, men are touching each others' peens. (And you can talk about it.)
Is It Really Possible to Ruin Your Penis From Jerking Off Too Hard?
There's this idea floating around the internet that if you're having a hard time ejaculating during sex, you might have something called "Death Grip Syndrome."
The Dangers of Masturbation
In extreme cases, self-pleasuring can actually fracture your dick and rupture your arteries. Be careful out there.
The Perils of Jerking Off in the Dial-Up Era
Just hearing the dial-Up tone used to give me an erection.
Annons
I Don’t Know Who My Father Is, but I Have Dry Earwax
Through the magic of earwax, I finally have a clue as to who my real dad is.