Guess we know what weed the guys in your English 201 class will be smoking.
This Monday, five Dortmund-based journalists received death threats in the form of fake death certificates posted to a far-right Facebook page. One of them was VICE contributor, Felix Huesmann.
And learned that boredom is the British police's favourite weapon.
The threat of being taken hostage is the most powerful weapon against reporters and the truth.
It was a fairly miserable 24 hours.