Objectively Correct Lists
15 Objectively Perfect Albums That Are Less Than Half an Hour Long
How about some authoritative records that could turn you onto an entire new thread of listening, in half the time it takes a Papa Johns pizza to arrive?
These Problematic Music Videos Are So Lucky They Came Out Before Twitter Was A Thing
All your favourite bangers, ruined.
Everything Exciting That May or May Not Happen in the Second Half of 2015
Oh baby, it's gonna be a good year.
A Bunch of Things Miguel Is Probably Really Good At
Miguel is the perfect man, so he is probably great at all of this stuff.
50 Things That Are Definitely, 100 Percent Confirmed PUNK
Finally, the definitive list of punk things.
The Ten Best Songs About... Erectile Dysfunction
Most musicians seem strangely reluctant to pen ditties about the modern reality of junk malfunction!?
The Ten Best Songs About... Ketamine
Presenting: the soundtrack to extensive numbness, crazy leg syndrome, dissociation, and getting cemented in Berghain’s toilets.
Want to Feel OLD? The Animals from These Classic Album Covers Are Most Definitely Dead
How's THIS for a throwback? Every one of these animals has gone into the silent grace of the eternal blackness.
The Five Worst Types of Music in Porn
Music that will make even the most stiff erections shrivel and die.
The Cutest Boys in Metal 2015
There are plenty of male-fronted bands out there too! (And they're not bad on the eyes.)