"I've had a surprising number of women ask me if they can weed out guys whose profiles show them holding up fish."
I assumed Carin Fishel would have discovered the secret to dating, so I called her for advice.
The app is a hybrid of Tinder, OkCupid, Hinge and Bumble – except it's exclusively for fat people.
Life is tough enough dating as a black woman without having to deal with creepers messaging you about "dark chocolate".
Out of the hundreds of conversations I've had on the app, about half of them have involved a man tokenising me for my ethnicity.
He ran my errands, massaged me on command, and requested to sleep on the floor. It was my first time being in a romantic partnership where I truly felt like I could be myself.
Long story short, I made $5,000 after he got engaged to a woman who had a sex swing in her condo. So it worked out for everyone.
Does a nice, sweaty armpit turn you on?
Like SZA doing Purity Ring after listening to a lot of 90s R&B while watching the movie 'Mannequin.' Neon Gold's ASTR fill out our dating questionnaire which we shamelessly copy and pasted from OkCupid.
Don’t be a Tumblr asshole to people trying to find love.
Your penis is small. Own it.