It still shocks me when people react negatively to my stealing. I guess part of the horror/beauty of mental illness is the totally blinkered relationship you develop with risk. Getting busted doesn't even occur to me.
We spoke to a member of the medical board of the Congregation for the Causes of Saints, who are responsible for separating the saints from the sinners.
We went out in the streets of Mexico City looking for papal memorabilia.
The church also told its followers to cool it on the whole converting Jews to Christianity thing.
For centuries, some Christians have venerated the bodies and possessions of saints, but more often than not, there's no way to tell whether something is St. Peter's skull or a really old potato.
We talked to Father Lars Messerschmidt about demonic possession and the fact that the Devil can speak all languages.
People there are so beautiful they don't even have to get wasted to get laid.
And ignoring legitimate medical advice.
Pope Francis says he would happily baptise aliens, but would extraterrestrials ever want to be Catholic?
Il Mio Papa is like Hello! but way more holy.
This weekend, someone sent 14 condoms of liquid cocaine to the Vatican.
Greg Burke is the celibate, all-American Opus Dei member whipping up the "Francis Effect".