Jag lärde mig dessutom rätt mycket om smärta, blåmärken och hur mycket min axel klarar av innan den går ur led.
Trots att vissa blir kåta av nålar är de en mardröm för mig.
"Om det är mer än 30 grader ute sjukanmäler jag mig."
"I saw people running out of the station, people lying down on the pavement and there were a lot of police. So I went back home and called my boss to tell him I’d be late."
Despite most predictions, anti-Muslim populist Geert Wilders didn't win yesterday's national elections in the Netherlands.
The first person to achieve that is crowned Goose King for a year.
It was as traumatising as it was reassuring.
"My eyes tend to go in every direction at once. Some people gather from that that I have albinism; others just assume that I'm not right in the head."
"It sometimes feels like my foot is still attached to my leg, but in a completely different place."
My mom had no idea.
January seems like the perfect month to lay off the booze for a bit, but why would you? Why?
Masters of LXRY is a luxury fair so luxurious, it looks down on the letter 'U'.