THE HANGOVER NEWS

MAN IN STILTS ALMOST KILLS HIMSELF ATTEMPTING TO BACKFLIP OVER A CAR DRIVEN BY HIS DAD ON LIVE TELEVISION
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German student Samuel Koch tries to leapfrog moving car, faceplants in front of millions. I think this is the part where I’m supposed to rip into him for being an idiot, but I actually kind of admire him. How do you practise something like that?

A WOMAN THINKS SHE’S POOR BECAUSE SHE CAN NO LONGER SHOP AT HARRODS
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Charlotte Metcalf returns to troll the The Daily Mail readership.

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WOMAN IS MANHANDLED BY POLICE AFTER REFUSING TO COLOUR COORDINATE HER CLOTHES
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Anti-tax dodging protests hijacked by sartorial anarchists.

SHARKS WON’T STOP BITING PEOPLE IN EGYPT
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A woman from Germany lost her life at the Red Sea resort of Sharm el-Sheikh. Authorities had recently declared the site “safe”, despite the three other maimings that happened there earlier last week.

EVERYONE ON FACEBOOK CHANGED THEIR PROFILE PICTURE TO ONE OF A CARTOON CHARACTER
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Because otherwise no one would understand that hitting children is wrong.

JULIAN ASSANGE HINTS AT UFO SECRETS
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Is he about to prove Mulder right?

NORTHERNERS HAVE EIGHT-DAY PUB LOCK-IN
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Though they were snowed in tbf.


 

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