Advice
Bootymath's Guide to Better Living: How to Watch Porn
Want to watch people make gang signs with their meat bits on camera like a pro? Let Bootymath guide you.
Ask T-Pain, Valentine's Edition: T-Pain Tackles Your Relationship Questions
T-Pain answers your questions about love, moving on, and telling the truth.
What to Do with a Baby in the Water
Babies spend nine months floating around in amniotic fluid, so their swim game is, as the French say, on fleek.
After Years of Therapy I've Discovered a Few Tricks for Dealing with My Panic Attacks
I stayed in the psychodynamic therapy game for far too long largely because I was afraid of "breaking up" with therapists.
Comedians Give Advice to Their 18-Year-Old Selves
"I know it seems impossible right now, but you will lose your virginity. Eventually. I promise."
What Old People Think About Love and Sex
I asked three older ladies that I met in a nursing home for some advice.
This Is What One of London's 'Female Pick-Up Artist' Seminars Is Actually Like
According to the organisers, "Get the Guy" is more about "personal empowerment" than picking up men. Still, when it advertises itself as teaching you "how to find, attract and keep your ideal man", it's hard not to draw parallels.
The Kind of Porn That Texts You After
I tracked down the star of one of my favorite pornos to ask her about emotional attachment, vulnerability, and what love even is.
Never Getting Over You Is Going OK
I'm something of a getting-over-the-fantasy-of-people athlete.
25 Things You Should Start Doing Now That You’re 25
Here's how to grow up without being a dick about it.