Er det på nogen måde forsvarligt at konsumere så meget nøddepålæg?
Besmirched by sexual assault allegations, the comedian is on a losing streak with sponsors and television networks.
Committed a human rights violation and need a positive spin? Try these guys.
"US Airways wasn't trending nationwide before they sent an angry customer a photo of a toy plane inside a vagina."
They're on a mission to distort the truth and "shit you up".
Protesters want to negotiate, but that's kind of tricky while you're being tear-gassed and tortured.
The regime is spending millions on PR and inviting journalists to its Formula 1 race track.
Things got pretty messy.