Halloween is the best holiday. The primary objective is to get trashed and also scare the shit out of everyone around you, two activities that are loads of fun on their own but just pure magic when you mix and match. Beats the hell out of Christmas, where you’re expected to, like, subsist on the Gift of Giving while you wait on loved ones to understand you enough to buy you something you don’t throw out in a week, and narrowly edges out Thanksgiving, which is lit for loosing the shackles of diet and decency and allowing you to eat whatever you like but secretly rather sadistic for the caveat of forcing you to do it in the company of extended family and in-laws. You’re gonna party tonight, and you’d better do it in style. You take care of the costumes and decorations. We’ll take care of the music. Below are 13 perfectly discomforting records to play at your Halloween shindig.
Three 6 Mafia – Mystic Stylez
Scientist – Rids the World of the Evil Curse of the Vampires
Scientist Meets the Space Invaders
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45 Grave – Sleep in Safety
Sleep in Safety
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds – Murder Ballads
The Misfits – Walk Among Us
Throbbing Gristle – 20 Jazz Funk Greats
Confound your friends in pitch perfect style with English industrial progenitors Throbbing Gristle’s 1979 high watermark 20 Jazz Funk Greats, which, when it can be bothered to pull up out of downright creepy tone poems like “Beachy Head” and “Tanith,” is oddly very danceable.
Siouxsie and the Banshees – Juju
Juju
The Fiery Furnaces – Blueberry Boat
Tyler, the Creator – Goblin
Goblin
Type O Negative – October Rust
Sleep – Dopesmoker
Dopesmoker
Dark Day – Exterminating Angel
Exterminating Angel
Dead Can Dance – Spleen and Ideal
Spleen and Ideal
Craig has a date with Halloween, Halloween II, and Halloween 3: Season of the Witch tonight. Follow him on Twitter.
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