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Image by Jose Perez/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images The Internet Is a Godless, Hysterical Place, Week #72
I need someone to bring me a VR fishing rod before I turn this 3D-printed gun on myself.
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Pictures courtesy of Sony Pictures If Ali G Were Created in 2026, What Would He Be Doing?
Dreading the new film? Just count yourselves lucky Sacha Baron Cohen wasn’t coming up during the Kick era.
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The Internet Is a Cruel and Enticing Place, Week #1237
Don’t worry about 3D-printed salmon, robot security dogs with Indian accents, and AI-generated religious icons, there’s going to be a new season of Girls.
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All pictures: Jamie Lee Taete The Wild Goon Chase: In Search of Masturbation Cultists at AVN
Apparently self-pleasure is a subculture now. VICE went to this year’s AVN Adult Entertainment Expo to see if it would be a Las Vegas coming-out party for the gooners, polite society’s latest bogeymen.
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Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images When Is Glastonbury Going to Let My AI Agent Buy Tickets?
Maybe next year Mr. Eavis will finally make the changes needed to open up an exciting new chapter for the festival.
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Pictures by Nick Dove I Went to a Weird Party About Data Centers, With People Who Love Them
At Data After Dark, a soirée held in Washington D.C., dissenters stole the stage from boozed-up American techno-optimists.
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‘It Was a Mess’: We Spoke to the MMA Fighter Who Said He’d ‘Destroy’ a Chimp
Cole “Wavy” Johnson expected a visit from the FBI over his stunt, which involved two million-dollar meme coins, a rug pull, and not one battered chimp.
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Image: Rockstar Games Fetishists Spent the Weekend Perving Over the New GTA 6 Trailer
The 26-minute extended look at Grand Theft Auto VI went down very well with the chuckleheads and barbarians of the internet.
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Pictured: a scene from VICE's new kambo documentary Kambo, the Frog Venom Making Suburbanites Puke Their Guts Out
In her first VICE documentary, Amber Rawlings travels the UK, meeting unhappy people searching for answers in Amazonian frog secretions.
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Image: Capitol Records / WikiCommons (Illustration by Johnny Ryan) We Asked Music Critics Who Were Laid Off by Good Charlotte to Review Good Charlotte Albums
The music publications, alongside BrooklynVegan and Goldmine, were recently gutted by a company founded by the Madden brothers.
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Kill Karl, pictured on the sleeve for his 2025 album “Suck on My Album”. This artful combination of language and visual is precisely what curious newcomers can expect to find in his TikTok videos and entire creative output, which taken as a whole can be read as an act of extreme provocation This Guy Makes the Worst Music of All Time
Fusing musical theater with comedy rap metal, Kill Karl is the final boss of “co-worker music,” a genre worse than your job makes you feel.
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Pictures by Nick Dove I Went to a ‘Torture Party’ With Polyamorous Bay Area Rationalists
That feeling when you drink too much Everclear to get waterboarded at the San Francisco “Torture Potluck”.