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Rated and Slated: Things We Hate and Love Online This Week
Warning: this column can deactivate key cognitive brain regions.
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Rated and Slated: Things We Hate and Love Online This Week
The internet’s latest arsenal of ballistic missiles, aimed right at your eyes.
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Rated and Slated: Things We Hate and Love Online This Week
Good news: the “new cocaine” has finally arrived. Bad news: your cat might be sissifying you in the sexual marketplace.
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Rated and Slated: Things We Hate and Love Online This Week
Featuring Nolan’s “The Odyssey”, the immortal male Quirk Chungus, and Bryan Johnson’s surprising pivot to death.
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Things We Hate and Love Online This Week
Once again, we drive the Dodge Ram of brain damage across the vast, unknowable interior of our online world.
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Things We Hate and Love Online This Week
Peppa Pig, the Terminator, Caroline Calloway, Chadded George Costanza, and Kai Cenat. This guestlist is even worse than Taylor Swift’s wedding.
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Things We Hate and Love Online This Week
Welcome back to the World Cup of going online. Grab your shin pads and get ready for a heated game of lying prostrate and scrolling until your eyes bleed.
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Things We Hate and Love Online This Week
My invite to Paris Fashion Week got lost in the post again, so I spent 168 hours online finding funny, risible shit for you instead. -

Things We Hate and Love Online This Week
All the greats are making an appearance this week: Bob Dylan, David Hockney, ‘Eno’ the industrial humanoid robot with no head or legs…
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Things We Hate and Love Online This Week
More new music from Ye. Will the horrors of 2026 never end?
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Things We Hate and Love Online This Week
Sure, every single highly regarded piece of art and culture is cool, but have you seen Clavicular’s OnlyFans?
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Things We Hate and Love Online This Week
In which TV talent show singer Susan Boyle reveals a suspicious new look just in time for the anniversary of Harambe’s death.