Aaron Rodgers Shakes Some Fools for Rushing TD, Fans Refuse to Let Him Go

Aaron Rodgers is crushing regional rivals, the Minnesota Vikings right now. He’s been nearly untouchable all game (barring a second-half injury), as was on display in this play, where he shook the shit out of two fools who get absolutely wrecked by his quick feet. First, he peels off a lineman, rushes, and then takes a subtle direction change on some backfield D to eke past them in the end zone. It was pretty glorious.

But the post-TD celebration proved to be very touchy-feely, as Packers fans—stakeholders, mind you—refused to let go of him after launching into their arms. He looked less than comfortable.

As he returns to the field, his face bears the look of a man haunted by unwanted touching. Let us never speak of it again.