Hola! Que Paso?

Nervous Breakdown and “Don’t ask me how I do it bitch, I got the knack
I’m a fucking honky, I’m so white I’m black
You drink malt liquor and I drink pussy juice
You’re sticking your dick in men while I’m boning female moose
If fucking animals is wrong, then break out the noose
Judge me all you want, it makes my dick hard
I’m Andy Milonakis, America’s favorite retard
I’ll blow up your house, then kill myself in your yard.”

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Damien Rice
Closer The Arcade Fire
Pitchfork The Killers
NME Kings of Leon
Rolling Stone Louis XIV
Har Mar Superstar The Surreal Life

How do most soldiers listen to music over there? Can you listen to music whenever you want?
But don’t you have to be able to hear things? Like if you’re being attacked or something?
Legacy of Brutality Do you think the war is justified?

VICE: What’s with the logo?
Ville What does it mean? Like, Satanic love or something?
Yeah, that’s why we’re interviewing you.
You must sell a shitload of merch.
Like, with the logo where your ass goes?
That’s nuts!
What does your band sound like?
Seriously, I haven’t heard you guys yet.
OK.

Him’s logo will be on a new album this September.
VICE: Oh my God, oh my God, you’re that shirtless ponytail sax player from The Lost Boys!! Timmy Capello How’d you get that part?
Did it get crazy on the set?

So, Jay, what do you think of the Pet Shop Boys?
They did.
What about Bronski Beat?
You know “Run away, run away, run away, run away, run away.”
OK, what about Frankie Goes to Hollywood?
What about Jimmy Somerville?
They were multiracial actually.
How can you get laid if you’re beating up fags all the time?
Speaking of which, can we get us on the list for that Patron tequila party they’re having for you?
Plus one?
A black guy named Derrick Beckles.
It looks like a brown arrow pointing down.
You know that Black Panther picture of Huey Newton where he’s in a wicker chair holding a spear? Well, imagine if the spear were pointing down.
Arturo wearing the t-shirt which inspired the Ramones logo in 1975. Arturo working on a Ramones backdrop in 1978. James Straker, Arturo and Danny Fields in 2004. VICE: So you designed the Ramones logo?
Arturo Oh yeah, I see the arrows there.
This is part of an interview James and his buddies did for their new show It’s coming to TV land soon. For more information check out www.tv-party.com.

The 1st series of Degrassi is out now on DVD through Force Entertainment.