Dos & Don’ts

But, let me ask you this: is it possible to like the “gay is the new black” guy AND this guy? They’re both proud of how they feel about dinks and neither of them give a shit if you think they’re assholes. I mean, isn’t that what the Western World was founded on?

Like this. When you buy a shot in New Orleans they ask you if you “want a skirt with that” (meaning salt and a lime). This is because men don’t wear skirts. “Oh, but what if it’s a hearty and tough Utilikilt that I read about in the New York Times?”

Oh, but what if it’s an Uneh neh neh that I read about in The Neh Neh Neh? (Repeated back at him with a face that’s purple with rage and spit flying everywhere.)