DJ Hanzel is The Schnitz

Dillon Francis just might be the Monty Python of EDM. We all know he kills it as a producer and DJ, but on top of all that biz, Dillon Francis finds time for comedy routines. While other DJs are in the club dick riding and being way too serious about playing MP3s as a career, Dillz is in his hotel room in Vegas making ridiculous Instagram vids about his poopy slippers. And somehow, he perfectly nails a tone between biting social commentary and total ridiculous non-sequitur.

First it was his campaign for DJ awareness, then his search for DAD, his headlining spot at EDC Alaska, and now Dillon has birthed us another slice of humor with his deep-house snob DJ Hanzel, who is on a perilous quest for sexy grooves in a world of unescapable ratchet trappyness. We turned to Dillons’ Instagram for further insight into the nonsense. Does any of this shit make sense? Barely. But I got one deeper and it gave me a helping of the Tuesday giggles.

Too legit to quit. Shots fired at DJ Klaus! Deep house with a side of airhorn because that’s what Hanzel derrrrrrrs. Wait, this isn’t the deep house station? Hanzel gets mad.

What’s up lil schnitzels? You’ll never be as kool as DJ Hanzel. Allow me to reintroduce myself… My name is HANZEL. Looks like someone didn’t have a good time at the Mad Decent Block Party. Poor Hanzel. IT WAS NOT A DEEP HOUSE PARTY! THERE WAS NOTHING DEEP ABOUT IT! UUNZE UUNZE PEOPLE WERE TWERKING!