PAKI BASHING

Following the conviction of five British men (four of them Pakistani) for attempted terrorist attacks in the UK, the US government wants ALL British Pakistanis to apply for a visa before entering the States. UK residents of every other nationality are fine. We’re not sure what this new ruling means for people of Pakistani descent from other countries, like VICE founder Suroosh Alvi (pictured). We can vouch that he has nothing to do with terrorism (apart from that one time he went went to the official gun market of Jihad).