You maaaaay have noticed the slight internet frenzy caused by Miley Cyrus over the weekend. Her twerk-fest of a VMA performance has been trending on Twitter since the very first pump against Robin Thicke’s crotch, and the not-at-all-laborious hashtag #ReplaceASongNameWithTwerk has been doing the rounds. Way worse than anything that took place at the VMAs, here’s our pick of the most contrived attempts at humour:

Given that Miley Cyrus has a song called ‘We Can’t Stop’, this was perhaps inevitable:

LOL YOU SO FUNNY

#ReplaceASongNameWithTwerk Twerked Lines – Robin Thicke

— Shiny (@LouSuperBooBear) August 27, 2013

She basically did take her clothes off, though.

#ReplaceASongNameWithTwerk Twerking Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off . Do you see what I did here?

— Lady Loki ღ (@PanicGirl) August 27, 2013

Good Taylor Swift vibes.

Ouch, you must be sore.

#ReplaceASongNameWithTwerk: “You Twerked Me All Night Long.”

— Adam Baldwin (@AdamBaldwin) August 27, 2013

I really, really hope so.

#ReplaceASongNameWithTwerk All my Ex’s Twerk in Texas

— Kirk (@24shaft) August 27, 2013

Those grapes know how to twerk it.

Or don’t. Actually, its fine if you don’t.

Undertones of Avarian bestiality, but good effort nonetheless

And, finally, an important moral lesson for us all.

Twerk to your heart’s content with even more Miley Cyrus writing:

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