Dear Vice,
Thought I might share a wonderful discovery of mine with you. It may or may not be able to tie in with the Comics Issue. It’s probably the most intense car I’ve ever seen. I actually hate cars, but you guys should do an issue about cars or custom cars or automotive fanatics. Those people are seriously nuts. I had a roommate who was way too into cars, and would ask me to take his picture with certain cars he saw on the street like they were Pamela Anderson or something. He would’ve creamed his pants if he saw this.
Patric Fallon
San Francisco, CA

PS: One thing that’s hard to notice is the detail on the back (probably referred to as the “abdomen”) of the vehicle. It’s covered in very precisely cut, placed, and affixed pieces of clear, red plastic. They are all quite small and thin. I can’t believe who would do this and why they did it or how long it took. Fucking insane.