Talkin’ ‘Bout the Boards – The Path to Enlightenment

Hey VICE-os,

Talkin’ ‘Bout the Boards is a column in which I sift through the sea of emoticons and LOLs that is the VICE comments section to find any comment worth a damn. I’m trying to encourage intelligent discourse through mean caricatures I do of your Facebook profile photos. Anyway, this is that.

PS – This column normally goes up on Friday, but I’m DJing a new party on Thursdays called Retard Strength and now I sleep until 5 PM on Fridays. The party is for mentally handicapped people and is designed to make disabled people feel better and dance and booze. Some people really don’t like that I’m doing this, but I know I’m right. If you are mentally retarded, autistic, have aspbergers, or extreme social anxiety please come to The Flat every Thursday.

Love,

Nicholas

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