18 Cheeky Valentine’s Day Cards To Send To Your Club Crush

You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make anybody in techno embrace Valentine’s Day. Valentine’s Day and nightlife have never been synonymous—pink hearts, tacky cupid graphics, and sappy, Pinterest-y phrases are a Berghain attendee’s personal vision of hell. But with these Valentine’s Day cards for club kids, you can profess your love for that special DJ-obsessed somebody in your life without sabotaging your nightclub street cred. Fuck the box of chocolates (not literally, unless you’re super lonely), throw the wilted roses in the trash, and print out a few of these bad boys to give to your partner, longtime friend, or your wise, beloved dealer who texts the black heart emoji to you on a daily basis because he loves you dearly but also knows you’re empty inside.

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