Guys, here are two reasons for treating your lady right, brought to you by the latest video from San Francisco psych outfit Lumerians. One: basic human (or otherwise) decency. Two: if you freak out and dip mid-coitus she will be sad, and sad girls sometimes give birth to an army of loyal amphibian spawn who will drag your commitment-phobic ass back to the dinner table where the chick you bragged to your bros about hitting and quitting will feast on your scaly head. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.