The festive season is upon us. And for those who celebrate Christmas, that means decking out homes in lights, putting Michael Bublé on repeat, and — of course — gift shopping.
That last one is central to the holiday and is both an art and a skill. Gift guides are a godsend for when you have no idea what to wrap in a big red bow, but sometimes, you just gotta lean into your weirdness. While there is a risk of being labelled a horrible gift-giver, random presents can also mean new inside jokes, dinner party stories, and re-gifting potential, so why not?
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In time for what might just be the strangest Christmas season ever, VICE asked people: What’s the weirdest Christmas gift you’ve ever received?
Ash, 22

Last year, my manager got me a Nicolas Cage sequin pillow. Nicolas Cage had become a joke between my colleagues and I after I found a jumper online with the actor’s face plastered all over it. I kept telling my colleagues that I’d buy it, but I was only joking. Nicolas Cage is cool and all but I’m more a fan of how he has become a meme, like when his face is added to random products, like the pillow. It just makes me laugh. I now keep the Nicolas Cage pillow on display in my bedroom as a warm welcome to guests.
Andrew, 22

When my girlfriend’s aunt reached out to ask what I wanted for Christmas last year, I said that I loved anything Reese’s, thinking that she would just get some candy or something. I was wrong.
She started shopping for anything Reese’s-related and even got her friends in on it. They picked up all the special Reese’s stuff they saw in stores. She gave me candy bars, cereal, socks, a T-shirt, travel mugs, calendars, and ice cream. You name it — if it’s Reese’s, it was most likely in that gift box. There must have been at least 50 items in there. To this day, I still have candy left over that I was not able to give away to friends or family.
Katie, 20

My aunt knows I love Taylor Swift. Last Christmas, she got me a prayer candle with a picture of Taylor in an astronaut suit. I was honestly confused at first because I’m not at all religious and didn’t understand what a prayer candle was. But in the end, I just thought it was really weird and funny. I think she got it from a dollar store and I’m pretty weird, so she knew I’d embrace the randomness of it.
Ezekiel, 22

A few days ago, a box showed up at my door. Nobody ever sends me anything so my interest was piqued. I opened the cardboard box only to find another box inside that was covered in Christmas wrapping paper. I opened it and found a horse head mask.
I laughed but I didn’t recognize the address on the box. I called a few people who I suspected to be behind it, but they all said it wasn’t them. Eventually, I just stopped trying to find out who did it.
Abel*, 19

I got this moose plush toy when I went to Canada for a rugby tour. When I got back, my friend and I decided to hide it in random places and whoever had it by the end of the year would have to do a challenge.
We placed the moose everywhere, sneaking it into each other’s houses and in each other’s bags. Once, I hid it in his car. He even put it in one of my shoe boxes because I love my shoes and he knows I would check them out a lot. Wherever it could be stashed, it was stashed. This went on for nearly six months.
He won in the end by giving the moose to me as a Christmas gift. My challenge: I had to go ice skating with him. This was back when I was like Bambi on ice, so I wasn’t a fan. Gifting me something that I originally bought myself? Damn, he played me good.
Alex, 30

My mom gives small gifts every year, usually socks and books. Last year, she presented me with a glue stick and then wandered off. I opened it and was very confused. I looked at my dad who nonchalantly said, “it’s really good glue.” I just thought it was the most random gift I’ve ever received. I never asked my mom about it. After all, it wasn’t her first time giving a weird present.
My mom is a school principal and one year, she gifted the school’s custodian what she thought was a penknife of tools. It turned out it was a joke gift for male grooming, featuring a tape measure, small scissors, and a little comb. The guy was staunchly religious so I doubt it went down well. My mom’s a wee innocent soul and was mortified when she found out.
Interviews have been edited for length and clarity.
*Name has been changed for privacy.
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