We'd like to see ol' Boris wriggle his way out of *this* jam!
What a bright time, it's the right time.
COVID-19 has put paid to IRL visits to Father Christmas. But some Saint Nicks have taken the experience online.
Lizzy, an escort from Southampton, says the men she sees during the festive period fall into three distinct categories.
“We started with salmon blinis and cheese crackers, then had a big chicken – the turkeys had sold out."
In the face of new rules banning Christmas Day meet-ups, some decided to escape the capital.
Tis the season for everyone, regardless of age, to revert back to sneaking around like a horny teenager again.
“Most people count the days until Christmas; I count the days until it’s over. Nobody teaches you how to celebrate the holidays without your parents.”