Former President of the United States and abolisher of slavery Abraham Lincoln is here to kill your face-eating, bath-salt-munching vampires in a new film out next Wednesday. It's called
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
and was produced by the Robert-Smith's-hair of the film world, Tim Burton. Other people involved in the film include director Timur Bekmambetov (
Wanted
) and a guy called Seth Grahame-Smith who wrote the screenplay for the film based on his novel of the same name. Oh yeah, Seth was the guy who managed to top the New York Times' bestseller list a few years back by rewriting
Pride and Prejudice
to include flesh-chewing zombies.
None of that really matters as much as chopping a load of people's heads off for fun, though, so don't worry about it. Just go and watch the movie when it comes out on the 20th of June.