We didn’t think any fetish could top “masking” in terms of sheer So-this-is-what-the-human-race-has-come-to-ness, not even that weird Japanese business with eels and octopi (keep in mind, that stuff’s regular food for them), but then someone had to go and remind us of Zentai.

Do you remember Zentai? It’s that thing where people put on full-body lycra jumpsuits over their naked, naked, bodies and then screw around with each other, or themselves, or in front of a webcam, or–increasingly–go walk around in a public park like it’s the normalest thing in the world to have form-fitting pink spandex obscuring all yoru non-penile features.

Here’s a video some American guys who work with our London office shot with some Zentai enthusiasts in America for that Italian online TV site Babelgum. We know, it’s confusing.