Features

Music

Hideout 2016 Was So Good We Forgot Just How Terrible the World Is Right Now

07.04.16

By THUMP Staff
Music

The THUMP Guide to Sliding Into a DJ’s DMs

07.04.16

By Kish Lal
Music

Hallelujah, Lil B Has Lifted the BasedGod’s Curse on Kevin Durant

07.04.16

By Phil Witmer
Music

10 Essential Early Canadian Electronic Records That Deserve Reissues

07.04.16

By Geoff Snack
Music

Me Against the World No Longer: Why I’m Getting Rid of My 2Pac Tattoo

07.04.16

By Andrew Martin
Music

You’re Just Jealous: Drop Dead, Gorgeous’ ‘In Vogue’ Set the Bar for Scene to Come

07.04.16

By John Hill
Music

Meet the Artists Shifting Australia’s Rap Scene Away From Skip-Hop

07.04.16

By Hannah Joyner
Music

Emergency Room Doctors Say Australians Deserve Nationwide Lockouts

07.03.16

By Nick Jarvis
Music

What It’s Like to Watch Live Sex While Tripping on Acid

07.03.16

By Britt Julious
Music

The Sound Mixer Versus The Band: Exploring One of the Oldest Rivalries in Music

07.02.16

By Miles Brown
Music

Prince’s Shirt and Blazer From ‘Purple Rain’ Sell for $96,000 a Piece

07.02.16

By John Hill
Music

Frank Ocean Teases Release Date for New Record ‘Boys Don’t Cry’

07.02.16

By John Hill

The Latest

Mmphoto/Getty Images

News

Are Olympic Ski Jumpers Really Injecting Acid Into Their Penises?

Ski jumpers are pumping up their junk to turn their crotches into sails. What a world. What a time to be alive.

7 minutes ago

By Luis Prada
Pito Kung/Getty Images

News

This Giant Python in Indonesia Is Officially the Longest Snake Ever Recorded

A snake so long it practically breaks the human brain has officially entered the record books.

25 minutes ago

By Ashley Fike
Humberto Ramirez/Getty Images

News

7 Animals That Do Truly Disgusting Things to Defend Themselves

Because nature is metal as heck.

55 minutes ago

By Ashley Fike
Sarayut/Getty Images

Horoscopes

The 5 Most Romantic Zodiac Signs, Just in Time for Valentine’s Day

1 hour ago

By Sammi Caramela
MANCHESTER, TENNESSEE – JUNE 15: (L-R) Akiva Schaffer, Andy Samberg, and Jorma Taccone of The Lonely Island perform on Which Stage during the 2019 Bonnaroo Arts And Music Festival on June 15, 2019 in Manchester, Tennessee. (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic for Bonnaroo Arts And Music Festival )

Music

3 Comedy Songs That Are Way Better Than They Should Be

The Lonely Island is known for their bizarre and outrageous comedy songs, but sometimes they drop a banger and might not even mean to.

2 hours ago

By Stephen Andrew Galiher