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Music

Smurphy’s “Aquarius Rising” Is Like Taking a Long Soak in a Warm Bath of Pink Milk

05.13.15

By Michelle Lhooq
Music

Curses’ “Thorns of Desire” Vid is a Lo-Fi Techno Tesseract

05.12.15

By Michelle Lhooq and David Garber
Music

Ragers’ Music Video for “Persepolis” is a War-Torn Circus Overdose

05.06.15

By Michelle Lhooq
Music

Noisey United: November Is About to Turn This Car Around

11.14.14

By Noisey Staff

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Horoscopes

Daily Horoscope: December 31, 2025

End the year without speeches or pressure, just honest edits, emotional follow-through, and choices that still make sense tomorrow.

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By Ashley Fike
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Cannabis

A Royal THCa Vape Cart Fresher Than Pine-Sol

Sit on a throne of fresh flavors and heady highs.

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