Deep in the heart of the internet exists a bat-shit theory that annoys the piss out of the Conspiracy King—that he is actually Bill Hicks.
Please note: this video features hula-hooping (cartoon) penises, and some real squirters. Yeah you read that right.
Although Hicks wasn't a corporate lackey or a racist or any of the other terrible things comics can be. He was just unbearably smug and that got in the way of anything interesting he had to say.