When you’re bored and underpaid, sometimes taking a long dump is the only respite.
You daydream in meetings because you're too good for meetings.
Jakarta was feeling like a bit of a soul suck, so I thought maybe some tourists could show me the sunnier side of life in this megacity.
He came clean and told the cops he "intentionally made ammonia to prove to himself he had not forgotten how to make meth."
Again: Fuck you, 2016.
Aid workers are helping refugees get more than the bare necessities.
His hair gets up and makes its way to the bar to pick up chicks and drink some booze.