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  • Clyde’s Corner – Do You Suffer from Bitchassness

    Bitchassness is a term coined by Diddy on 'Making the Band.' It means overall stank actions towards others through words, facial expressions, and/or song. Symptoms include thinking you’re better than those around you.

  • Clyde’s Corner – Andy Macdonald Is Not a Kook

    I’m sick of y’all disrespecting the Gawd Andy Mac. What does this dude have to do to get that Kevin Garnett respect in the game? But all the while y’all been treating this dude like the Rodney Dangerfield of skateboarding. I’m personally gonna detail...

  • Clyde's Corner: Skateboarding Rules

    I was kinda stumped on what to write this week. Truth be told, I had my head in these books pretty tough the last few weeks and wanted nothing to do with words, whatsoever. I did finish this semester with an A and a B for all you smarty-art ass cats...

  • Clyde’s Corner: White People Shit

    This week I’m gonna explain what “some white people shit” is to all of you dreamers and schemers out there. There is a chance that what I’m about to say could come off as a bit racist, but here’s the catch: It’s just the simple truth.

  • Clyde's Corner: The Ten Worst Tricks in Skateboarding Part Two

    Since I know exactly what makes you lil’ crybabies cry I’ve decided to bring back one of my most famous articles to date. If you do any of these tricks you’re not as cool as me. If anything said in this article offends you, it’s pretty safe to assume...

  • Clyde's Corner - Why I'm Cooler Than You

    VICE welcomes back Clyde's Corner. In his return, Clyde explains why he's cooler than you, why Street League is annoying, and why he doesn't have a girlfriend.