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The Giant Cargo Ship That Blocked the Suez Canal for 6 Days Is Finally Moving
The internet's favourite ship is coming home.
Giant Ships Are Polluting the Seas With Thousands of Lost Cargo Containers
Bigger ships, high demand, and rougher seas are contributing to a spike in cargo being lost, polluting the ocean with plastics and other materials.
The Huge Cargo Ship That Blocked the Suez Canal Is Still Stuck – in Legal Limbo
The luckless MS Ever Given, the internet’s favourite cargo ship, has been impounded by Egyptian authorities over a compensation claim worth almost $1 billion.
What It’s Like When Everyone Blames You For the Suez Canal Jam
Disinformation made Marwa Elselehdar the villain of the internet’s favourite saga in the Suez. Then she took control of the narrative.
Of Course People are Writing Pornos About the Giant Suez Canal Dick Ship
“Ever Given had never tried canal before.”
The Last Time the Suez Canal Was Blocked a Utopian Communist Micronation Was Formed at Sea
The last time ships got stuck in the Suez Canal, they were there for eight years and developed a separate society with its own Olympic Games.
The Whole World Has Been Talking About the Dick Ship. Apart From Egypt Itself.
If you had been following news of the Ever Given solely via Egyptian media, the first you would probably have heard of the ship was that it had been freed.
The Giant Dick Ship Is Finally Free
The internet’s favourite cargo ship is on the move, six days after getting wedged diagonally across the Suez Canal and massively disrupting world trade.
The Dick Ship Jammed in the Suez Canal Has Been Partially Freed
After drawing a dick on the ocean and blocking one of the world's busiest shipping lanes, the Ever Green has been dislodged.
QAnon’s Suez Canal Dick Ship Conspiracies Are Getting Wilder and Wilder
The Ever Given cargo ship is blocking one of the world’s busiest trade routes, and conspiracy theorists have a lot of thoughts.
Watch These Bizarre Sizzle Reels the Suez Canal Made for the Dick Ship
The Suez Canal Authority has made a bunch of dramatically-soundtracked videos showing the MS Ever Given not moving, as the ship holds up an estimated £7 billion worth of goods every day.
Dick Ship Latest: Still Stuck in the Suez Canal
The MS Ever Given, the big ship that couldn't, may end up blocking one of the world's busiest waterways for weeks.