Give your chosen dad an Atari, a butter collection, or a personalized video message from Pauly Shore. But most of all, don't forget to call.
You can’t make Steve Miller pop out of a cake, so gift the old man iPad accessories, Carhartt gear, and a Masterclass for writing his memoir.
Working on puzzles side-by-side has always been a ritual for us. Even with quarantine keeping us apart, we found a way to hold on to it.
"They chopped his head off, burned his body, put it in a box and sent it to my house," Kurt Pilgeram alleges of Alcor Life Extension Foundation.
Around 10,000 people have applied.
The father will only consider people who don't gamble, are hard workers, and who truly love his daughter.
New albums from Prince, BROCKHAMPTON, and Tentenko top this week's list.
"You bet your ass he's going to remember this one."
No matter how much I tried to be a good daughter, he will always be the man I was literally and figuratively running from.