A now-viral petition envisions Columbus being rebranded as Flavortown has garnered more than 32,000 signatures so far.
"In Flavortown, the one dedicated detective who investigates bland food is the leader of an elite squad known as the Sketchy Chef Unit."
Give Fieri a flame-embroidered suit, put them each on the back of a thoroughbred, and send them to Flavortown.
"When I first met him, he had no goatee. He had dark hair. He wore a suit to work every day," his wife Lori recently shared, among other secrets.
Fieri's Follicles is the modern-day Star Registry we deserve.
IT'S OFFICIAL—THE MAYOR OF FLAVORTOWN'S STYLE IS FLAMES
AKA what happens when all of the ideas are gone.