I Completed Goop’s G.Tox 7-Day Reset (and Now I’m Invincible)
The week-long G.Tox Reset pushed me to the edge of consciousness and beyond.
Goop 'Luxury Diaper' Is, Of Course, a Poorly-Timed PR Stunt
Meant to raise awareness about the “luxury diaper tax,” it mostly just raised awareness about how any idiotic Goop product could very well be real.
All the Things We'd Buy from Goop If We Were Rich and Bored
Sure, Goop is a snake oil hell, but it's also a wonderland of high-tech sex toys, cool kitchen wares, and even a few things we can actually afford.
Self-Care: A Novel' Is Just As Annoyed by Girlboss Culture As You Are
Leigh Stein's new novel rips apart the fakeness and performativeness of the wellness influencer world.
The Rise of the Retreat
How vacation became just another thing we’re working on.
'Immune-Boosting' Products Are Trying to Capitalize on Coronavirus
Don't let brands taking advantage of pandemic-induced panic goad you into spending money on ineffective products.
The 'Goop Effect': The Women Who Spend Hundreds Seeking Spirituality
Charging higher prices for crystals or tarot doesn't guarantee better quality. But it says a lot about today's consumer culture.
Goop’s Horrible Netflix Show Accidentally Makes a Case Against Social Media Censorship
By misidentifying parts of the anatomy she claims to be an expert on, actress and self-appointed lifestyle guru Gwyneth Paltrow demonstrates the damage caused by censoring women’s bodies.
New Wellness Barbies Lead Children to the Gruesome Altar of Self-Care
Finally, a toy to teach our youth to go to $25 yoga classes, stand in line at Sweetgreen, and not ask any bigger questions about why everyone is self-soothing so very much.
The 'Energy Worker' Seen on Goop Has Implied That His Treatments Can Disappear Breast Cancer
Gwyneth Paltrow’s new Netflix show is also providing a large audience for John Amaral, a 'somatic energy practitioner' who has said his energy work led to "spontaneous remission" of breast cancer.
'The Goop Lab' Is Full of Pointless Stuff No One Is Supposed to Actually Do
At least stand behind your wellness trends, Gwyneth Paltrow, you absolute coward!!
'The Goop Lab' Is Just 'Jackass' for Girls
Don't let the chic, minimalist aesthetic fool you!