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Is Christ code for fungus?

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By Luis Prada
Tech

I Played the World’s First Jesus Christ Simulator and I Have Questions

08.10.22

By Matteo Lupetti
Entertainment

Gay Jesus Netflix Special Infuriates Christians in Brazil

12.20.19

By Raphael Tsavkko Garcia
Manny Pacquiao Finally Wants to Leave Jesus Out of Death Penalty Debates

08.08.19

By Lex Celera
A Republican Chief of Staff Threatened a Professor for Liking This Sign on Facebook

11.02.18

By Drew Schwartz
Sex

The Incredible Story of ‘Passio,’ the Gay Porno Starring Jesus

03.31.18

By Mark Hay
Games

Malaysian Gov’t Temp Bans Steam Over Religious Fighting Game Starring Jesus

09.11.17

By Patrick Klepek
Games

Malaysian Gov’t Temp Bans Steam Over Religious Fighting Game Starring Jesus

09.08.17

By Patrick Klepek
Music

Justin Bieber Unfollowed Floyd Mayweather in the Name of Christ

08.22.17

By Phil Witmer
Music

Here Are All the Great Kendrick Lamar Lines That Reference Our Lord and Saviour

04.11.17

By Noisey Canada Staff
Travel

Serbians Swam for Jesus in a Freezing River

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By Aleksa Vitorovic
Identity

Baby Jesus Was Kind of a Dick

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