Oh, and nipple twisting Jozy Altidore. There's also that.
The criticism Altidore once faced is a thing of the past, as the Toronto FC star is healthy and enjoying an all-time great MLS playoff performance.
For Toronto sports fans, this is quite the time to be alive.
In sports, one team wins and the other loses. With this picture, everyone wins.
Jozy Altidore turned 25 today and after years as American soccer's great hope, he is likely never going to fulfill the hype once lavished upon him.