Lisa Carver

Music

It Sucks When Your Mum Drags Your Arse to Australia and New Zealand to Perform in Her Gore Opera

06.19.16

By Noisey Staff
Travel

Sux by Suxwest: Suck Me Heavy, Heavy Metal

03.21.13

By Lisa Carver
Entertainment

He’s Not Dead Yet? Life with Gene Gregorits

01.26.13

By Lisa Carver
What Kids Say Should Happen to Murderers

02.14.12

By Lisa Carver
Honk Honk Honk

06.01.10

By Lisa Carver
Man Fight

04.02.10

By Lisa Carver, Photos: Keith Newell
Weather and Sleep

01.31.10

By Illustrations by Jim Krewson
First They Came for the Ceos

12.01.08

By Lisa Carver

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Horoscopes

Daily Horoscope: January 26, 2026

Today trades tidy narratives for instincts, realizations, and emotional honesty that refuses to stay polite.

3 hours ago

By Ashley Fike
Screenshot: Cartoon Network, Epic Games

Gaming

Regular Show Fortnite Skins & Cosmetic Items Leaked

Regular Show Fortnite skins have reportedly leaked, revealing Mordecai, Skips, Rigby, cosmetics, and a rumored release window.

5 hours ago

By Brent Koepp
Screenshot: Capcom

Gaming

Leon Kennedy’s Age in Every Resident Evil Game, Including Requiem (RE9)

How old is Leon Kennedy in every Resident Evil game? From RE2 to Resident Evil Requiem, here is a full timeline of the protagonist’s age.

7 hours ago

By Brent Koepp
SB/Getty Images

Life

Scientists Captured the Explosive Birth of a Solar Flare on Video

Researchers have finally caught a major solar flare in the act of being born. And even better, they got the entire thing on video.

11 hours ago

By Luis Prada
THE PALMER/GETTY IMAGES

Life

Ancient Kangaroos Were Absolutely Humongous, But They Could Still Hop

These kangaroo behemoths, covered in muscles, were theoretically roughly as springy as modern-day kangaroos.

11 hours ago

By Luis Prada