Some of Japan’s furry civil servants face a bleak future.
It's best suited for staring into the Philadelphia Flyers mascot's godless and unmoored eyes.
The unsettling costume was dreamt up by an employee at the agency that oversees America's nuclear stockpile.
Police say the fan started it, but Tommy Hawk definitely ended it.
James Kirn, a lifelong Flyers fan, has no regrets after getting a massive tattoo of the Philadelphia mascot on his left butt cheek.
Philadelphia's new mascot is named Gritty, because this is hockey we are talking about, and it's pretty bugged out.
From sentient douches to hepatitis elephants, Japan has a mascot for every occasion.
"Unknowingly being 'muffin top epidemic' b-roll."
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