Scald burns and house fires are on the rise as amateur cooks under stay-at-home orders realize they have no idea what they're doing.
In a different incident in 2017, the same worker failed to switch the diverting valve on a tank and lost another 11,000 liters of wine.
Saudi Arabia's sovereign wealth fund is the fifth-largest investor in Uber.
No, you don't need to drop a week's rent on a wristband for FUN events that mostly involve wearing identical, branded T-shirts.
They're all but inevitable.
At least they weren't using "password."
Robert Delaware got his account back after the company misidentified him as a Russian troll, but Twitter won't say if this could have happened to others.
My face sold booze and milk, I graced the cover of a book about monster hunters, and I was the poster boy for a horrifying penis condition.